Frito has already told the story quite well right here (read it and come back. I’ll wait), but I’ve been asked to add my two cents and my pictures, so here we go. We went back to our favorite homeless bar for karaoke Saturday night, and while there weren’t as many homeless there, it was still full of exceptional people watching. “Ram” was in full effect, creeping out everyone in the whole group. Seriously, this guy is out of control, all crazy eyes and close talking and creepy-too-nice. At one point, I was walking back to our table from the bathroom and when I passed by him, he called out my name and when I looked over, he applauded me. Weird! When the group was asked their opinions of him, these are some of the responses that were given:

ANDY: Child molester.

PAM: Rapey.

JOE: Pedophile.

LIZ: Scary.

PAM: (to Frito) What do you think Ram does all day?

FRITO: Internet porn. Lots of Internet porn.

It’s so true. Ram also always has a table of “friends” that sits next to his post, and it’s quite the cast of characters. Frito came back from walking by the table and we had this exchange:

FRITO: Tonight that table is brought to you by the letters ‘B’ and ‘O’ and possibly the number 2.

PAM: Ew! What is on that woman’s jacket? Is that white paint splatters?

FRITO: I think it’s bird shit.

PAM & JOE: AAAGGHHHH!!

FRITO: And that woman in the bad Juicy Couture knock-offs has no teeth.

PAM: No way.

FRITO: Seriously, she has no front teeth. They don’t call him ‘Ram’ for nothing.

PAM: Ba dum dum. And ew.

I wish I had the wherewithal to be able to describe this place and these people properly. The place just rules. The people watching is through the roof, there’s Ram, and there are Slim Jims for sale at the bar. Oh yes. Slim Jims. Every bar should have the Slim Jims. Anyway, I tried to get a stealth photo of Ram using my zoom on my camera, but it came out all grainy, like a picture of Bigfoot or something. I think Ram is elusive like that. You hear legends, but you can never quite verify his existence. I’m going to post the picture anyway, just because you can see the aforementioned ‘paint splatters or bird shit?’ coat on the right:

Someone call The Weekly World News, because Ram has been spotted. I can’t wait to go back again.

(Saturday night with Lucy and Frito at the homeless bar.)

Dear teams auditioning for Vh-1’s World Series of Pop Culture Tournament:

Take a look at the picture above. That is our team, and we’ll be auditioning on April 1st in NYC. Memorize our faces, because we’re the people who are going to be beating you.

Thank you,

Team ‘Will & Graces’


before & after





2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile
2006-09-14 - An Entry About Hall & Oates? Really?





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