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2006-03-28 || 50 Conversations, All About American Idol | |
Now that we�re in the midst of the American Idol finals, my Tuesday workday has become about guessing what songs the contestants will be singing. (What, did you think I was going to do work??!) Tonight�s theme is Songs of the 21st Century, so that leaves the gate wide open. Here�s what Lucy, Joe and I have come up with. (Lucy�s thoughts had me laughing out loud at my desk like a moron.) We�ll see how we do. (I also realized that I have not talked about AI yet this season, so I�ll also add in some of my thoughts about the singers before I get to our picks.) Ace: Okay, I need to talk about Ace here. You see, I was impressed with his rendition of Father Figure (and may have watched it repeatedly just to see that hot and dirty look he gives while he�s growling that he�ll be my daddy, all the while yelling, �Oh, you can BE my daddy!� at the TV. What? I said may have.) but his performances have been a little lackluster ever since. HOWEVER, and note how big this however is � I still vote for him every week just to keep his hot ass on my TV screen. (My mom keeps trying to vote for his brother.) He should really be an actor as he�s not the best singer there, but he�s not horrific � it doesn�t pain me to listen to him. And seriously, have you seen the boy? Everyone knows I�m a sucker for The Pretty. Anyhoo � what are our predictions for Acey this week? PAM: Ace � boy band song, definitely. Or maybe some Justin? Chris: Chris is currently my pick in Shmuel�s Idol Pool to win it all. Ace could never win because he wouldn�t have the guy vote � Chris would. And girls � come on, the guy is hella hot. I usually vote for him, but passed last week. PAM: Nickelback. I don�t think I even need to say anything more. Bucky: Oh, Bucky. What more is there to say? He seems like a nice guy, but I really think he game my TV hepatitis. And my neighbors probably heard my screams of, �AAAUUGGGH!!! It�s like The Shining!!!!!� when his identical twin brother joined him on stage. Thanks to Rocky, my TV also came down with scabies. Still, I think he�s a nice guy � he�s genuine, he�s got a good voice, but I don�t think it�s good enough to be in the top 12. PAM: Bucky will sing Kid Rock, without a doubt. Paris: Paris has an amazing voice and she�s a great performer, but every so often I see a little cocky side of her that needs to go. My brother and I predict a Paris backlash at some point. She also reminds me a little too much of the girl on Small Wonder, and that freaks my shit out. Nevertheless, here are our picks: PAM: Fantasia? Alicia Keys? Lisa: Poor Lisa, she�s toast. And it�s too bad, because I really liked her from the beginning. Her audition gave me chills, but she�s been boring in the semis and finals. Even though I think she�s better than Paris, she won�t last longer than her. PAM: Keys. Taylor: Oh, good Lord. Don�t even get me STARTED on Effing Taylor Effing Hicks. He is my new Constantine, albeit with more talent. Sure, the guy can sing, but I can�t stand his freaking out. Notice he�s not doing it when he doesn�t know the camera is on. Total asswipe. He�s going to make it far and I cry a little each day because of that. PAM: Hmm...I don�t know! All I know is that someone pointed out that last week his suit looked like the tux that Jeff Daniels wears in Dumb and Dumber and he was completely right. Katharine: Love the McPhee � as the judges might say, she sings effortlessly. Plus, she seems fun and her act doesn�t get tiring after a while (see Pickler, Kellie). I would love to see her go all the way, but for some reason I don�t think she can win the whole thing. Let�s hope I�m wrong. PAM: No idea. Kellie Pickler: I liked the Pick at first, but now I�m all about the dialing it down. She�s a good singer, but she doesn�t have a lot of range or power. However, that won�t matter as she�s totally sailing to the final 4. I lost ALL respect for her after hearing the rumor that she is dating Constantine. Even if it�s just a rumor, she still hung out with him at a party. Gross. Now she�s going to give my TV cooties! PAM: Country, definitely country � but what? Martina McBride? Mandisa: She rocks. I don�t think she can win either, but you never know. I predict her falling victim to Tamyra Gray/Latoya London syndrome. Let�s hope she escapes it. PAM: SHE should be singing Keys, but I don�t know what she�ll do. Elliott: Okay, let�s talk about Elliott now. I love Elliott. He�s my favorite, and he has no shot whatsoever. Why did we only see 5 seconds of him during Hollywood week? Poor Elliott. I vote for him every week � his voice is amazing, and his control equally so. LOVE him. So what if he looks like the faun from Narnia? PAM: Usher? :-) I hope he does it. So yeah, this is how we spend our time at work. Doesn�t everyone? Let�s see how right we are tonight � c�mon Ace, sing about being my daddy again. Rowr! |