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2006-02-24 || Work Fashion Horrors And Bathroom Mysteries | |
Huh. In the words of R. Kelly as Rufus, �There�s a mystery going on around here and I�m gonna solve it.� Yesterday afternoon at work I was in the bathroom doing my ceremonial �last call before the ride home� pee when someone else came in and went in another stall. I was still in my stall at the time so I didn�t see who it was, but while I was washing my hands, I noticed something odd in the mirror. The person was peeing, but when I looked at the feet under the stall, they were facing the toilet. I thought that I was seeing things, that maybe we had a funhouse mirror installed since the last time I was in there, but when I bent down to take a closer look, sure enough there were women�s feet under there, facing the toilet. The person was still peeing away merrily and then even started unrolling toilet paper, so it�s not like she was shaking off a shenis. Or was the toilet paper just a ruse? Maybe she was! Hiding the shenis! Hey, I saw House last week with the hermaphrodite. I don�t know - all I know is that I started taking my sweet time washing my hands and drying them and drying them, waiting for the mystery person to emerge. Just for good measure, I checked the feet again and they were still facing the toilet. How in the? Who in the? Was she straddling the bowl? I don�t get it. Finally, another worker came in and I felt a little creepy just standing there, drying my bone dry hands and waiting and waiting, so I fled before I could solve the mystery. I tried lingering in the break room for a little while after that, but the only person to emerge was the worker that I saw go in after me, so I still don�t know who was in there. Now I think I�m going to have to lurk around outside of there like a wino, because I just need to know what the hell the deal is. The feet looked like the person was in a sitting position, but I couldn�t tell completely. All I know is that they were facing the other way and I spent the rest of the afternoon thinking about it and laughing alone in my cubicle like a moron.
**************************** Speaking of Muppets, is there anyone who can't help but smile at then end of the new Kermit hyrbid truck commercial when he's all standing there with his walking stick, giggling away. Kermit could totally solve all of the world's problems, y'all.
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