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2003-11-03 || Somebody Get The Smelling Salts! | |
"Pam?? Pam?? Are you okay???" Wha? Huh? Whu? Oh, sorry, I must have fainted there. How long was I out for? What? Ever since Travis Fimmel was shown showering on Tarzan last night? Oh. Damn, he is HOT. And yes, that is the only reason that I watch that show. It's not as horrifyingly bad as I thought it would be, though. It's watchable. But Jane? Nah. He needs better than that. Younger. Wilder. Sorta like...um...who can I use as an example? Ooh, I know! Me? Da-amn once again on the wet Travis Fimmel. Shee-iiit. What do they feed those boys in Australia? ________________________________________ Thanks Weetabix and Pamie for the highly entertaining time suckage. Yay! ________________________________________ I'm obsessed with the nun-clown. I don't know why that picture just cracks me the hell up. ________________________________________ Just a quick entry tonight. Update: I haven't peed any more staples. Woo! I do need to gain about 8 pounds, though. I've been eating like a fiend, to no avail. And we all know how lazy I am, so I'm not really working off the calories by exercising. This leads me to the funniest thing heard last week: Doctor to Pam: "Before your foot started bothering you, had you done a lot of hiking or anything?" Pam & Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don't think he knew what to make of us. Any ideas on putting some junk back in my trunk?
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