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2003-06-27 || The Buffoon's Friday Five

[smirk] Oh man, life just isnďż˝t good if you canďż˝t laugh at yourself, right? [snigger] Iďż˝m such a buffoon, but itďż˝s fun. I was just sitting at my desk, laughing by myself for five minutes straight, and one of my coworkers walked in and gave me the strangest look. Sheďż˝s one of the few here who doesnďż˝t really know that Iďż˝m weird. I think she does now that she found me alone and cackling at my desk. I couldnďż˝t help it ďż˝ I had just made an ass out of myself. Not that thatďż˝s anything new, but itďż˝s still funny. Let me backtrack to what I was laughing about ďż˝ this week has been a relatively good Pseudo-Gavin week. We're on Hello Terms now. I love that. I was on break Wednesday, and saw him heading into the office so I went outside to pass him on the walk. He smiled when he saw me coming, so I said hello and he let out a hearty, ďż˝How ya doinďż˝?ďż˝ All I could muster up was a stammered, ďż˝Good,ďż˝ as I walked away, trying not to melt. Ah, good looking guys, ainďż˝t nothing like it. Fake boyfriends like Pseudo-Gavin are even better, because you can just look and flirt and laugh, not caring. I just got over a bad breakup, I donďż˝t want another boyfriend right now. I want a fake one. Theyďż˝re more fun! You can act like a fool and giggle like a schoolgirl because youďż˝re ridiculous and you donďż˝t care. Yay! Today I saw him coming in, so I stood right in front of the window facing the walkway, and he looked up and just stared at me. I smiled and waved, and he did the same. He laughed, too. That prompted my five-minute fit of spontaneous laughter that scared my coworker. Iďż˝ve been told not to wave my Smashing Hulk at the window when he comes by, that that might ďż˝scareďż˝ him. Eh, I donďż˝t know, itďż˝s possible heďż˝s a warlock. Thereďż˝s a ďż˝Residentďż˝ sticker on his car for Salem, Massachusetts. Maybe heďż˝s a wizard instead. Should I start calling him Harry Potter? Nah, he looks too much like Gavin. Mmmm. Okay, I need to stop blabbing, because it is Friday, and that means itďż˝s time for the Friday Five:

1. How are you planning to spend the summer [winter]?
Iďż˝m so boring. I live on the coast, yet havenďż˝t been to the beach since 1988. I donďż˝t like the whole bathing-suit-in-public thing. Hopefully catch some time by the pool, play some whiffleball, and just generally be happy and have fun.

2. What was your first summer job?
I worked the snack bar at a summer theater. It was a fun job. We didnďż˝t have to do much, could eat anything we wanted, and then could stay for the shows for free. Weďż˝d be done working by the time the main act came on, but it was a lot of old-timers coming to perform. I mainly stayed for the comedians. (Seinfeld!) I also got to weasel my way backstage to meet Trisha Yearwood and bow down at the feet of Shari Lewis.

3. If you could go anywhere this summer [winter], where would you go?
Oh man, I have no idea. I havenďż˝t been to an amusement park in years and years, so maybe Iďż˝d go to Six Flags.

4. What was your worst vacation ever?
The first time I went to Vegas I ended up having a really bad reaction to medication I was taking. I was there for one day and went home the next morning.

5. What was your best vacation ever?
Probably a tie between this yearďż˝s Vegas trip and Disney with Lucy in 1993.

Boy, I was kinda boring with those answers. Sorry! Iďż˝m not a big vacation person. I donďż˝t travel well. But hey, itďż˝s Friday, and time for the weekend. Iďż˝m heading to the new Charlieďż˝s Angels tomorrow night. Crispin Glover!!! I love the fact that he doesnďż˝t speak. Kick ass. I canďż˝t wait. I hope he doesnďż˝t speak again ďż˝ that would ruin it for me. What an easy job that must be. You donďż˝t have to learn any lines ďż˝ you just show up, look creepy, and get paid. Word! Creepy Rules.

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