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| 2003-04-10 || Of Dentists and Patches... | |
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I went to the dentist yesterday. Not a fan. My mouth still hurts. Now, before you start thinking I’m some namby pamby, let me just say that I’m not one of those people who has a great fear of the dentist. I just happen not to like going. Especially when I get screwed like I did yesterday and get stuck with a different hygienist than I usually have. This woman is nice and all, but I thought I was going to need a blood transfusion when my cleaning was done. And I have clean teeth and a relatively high tolerance for pain! But damn, woman. I swear I had the killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer cleaning my teeth with the hook. And thank goodness dental hygienists can’t read minds, because I think I used up my profanity quotient for the year with all of the things shouting around in my head. And the threats of bodily harm to her if she didn’t get that weapon of mass destruction away from my mouth? Countless. Can’t they clean someone’s mouth without using machetes? Criminy. There should be a patch I can wear for all of my teeth-cleaning essentials. Well, that may be going a bit far. But I am a strong believer in the idea that everything should come in patch form. It’s so much easier. No more remembering to take pills, or toting them around everywhere. My patch is tiny and awesome. I’m in love with it. And the best part is that if I feel so inclined, I can wear it on my ass. Awww yeah. Patch Assams. What is better than that?
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