Why do men still have moustaches? I mean, seriously. What�s the deal? One of my coworkers showed up with a moustache yesterday and it made me wonder what he was thinking. Really, why? Let me just clear something up first � goatees = okay. Moustaches = no. Just no. Who has a moustache these days besides 70�s porn stars and evil villains? Does anyone really look better with one? The funniest part was that after my friend Lucy and I had the whole moustache discussion, I was driving in to work and every time I looked into my rearview mirror there was a guy with a moustache in the car behind me. It was like the moustache brigade. The best was one car that had two guys in it, both wearing sunglasses and moustaches. They looked just like the Beastie Boys. I just started laughing and yelling, �I CAN�T STAND IT, I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT�.� I�m sure the people in the cars all around me thought I was quite insane. Ah, what else is new? And now I have a fear that I�m a big pervert. I started calling my co-worker Ron Jeremy the other day in honor of his new porn star look (thankfully, he�s much better looking than Ron) and we had a good laugh over it, but we were the only people in the office who knew who Ron Jeremy was. What is that all about? I�ve never seen a porno and I know who he is. Doesn�t everyone? I don�t even know how I know who he is, but I do. I think I thought everyone was just born knowing. Am I a perv? Well, kinda, but that�s neither here nor there. I guess the better question would be am I the bad kind of perv? You know, kinda like the equivalent of a dirty old man. I don�t know. I don�t even know where I was going with all of this. Oh yes, the moustaches. Why? WHY? Men with moustaches, we women of the world have but two things to say to you: goatee or shave it. There are no other options. Well, unless your name is Ron Jeremy�.

before & after





2007-09-26 - Follow Me!
2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile





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