Ahem.

Zappooooooos, Zappoooooooos, I love you Zappooooooos!!
You are full of shoes and goodness
Zappoooooooos, Zappooooooos, I love you!

[bowing]Thank you, thank you.

Seriously, y'all - I want to hump Zappos.com's leg like a rabid dog in heat. I was shopping for some sneakers last night (What? Stop looking at me like that. I don't have a problem, I can stop anytime I want.) and found them to be the cheapest there. They were also the only site I found to actually have the sneakers available in my size. Oh, and the selection - don't even get me started on it. I was sitting in front of my monitor, mouth hanging open in awe, drooling like an idiot. My mom walked in and announced, "That better not be what I think it is on that screen." You know, most people would have someone say this to them if they were looking at porny things on the screen. Me? I get it for sneakers. I just started pointing to the screen, babbling about the shoes and the Ben Sherman sneakers and look at these and those and ooheheoooheheooohehee.... It was actually a little scary how much I sounded like Beavis when I started with the nervous/excited/overwhelmed laugh. You know the one - like he just saw some boobs. Yeah, that one.

Anyway, after much deliberation and closet-checking and re-checking, I made my purchase and pumped my fists in the air, yelling, "Free shipping! Woo!" About two hours later I received an e-mail from the site congratulating me on being upgraded to free next-day shipping just to thank me for my business. Hey, and I was a first time customer! I placed my order at 6PM last night. The shoes were on my doorstep when my mom came home a little before 11AM this morning. LOVE! The FedEx guy is so lucky that I was at work when he came, or else I probably would have shoved my tongue down his throat and said, "Pass that on to Mr. Zappo, bitch." Ah, love.

So in short: Zappos.com - since I can't have your babies, I don't know, do you want to get sea monkeys together or something? I guess I'm just trying to say that I love you. Also, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a shoe store, asking it to love her. [sigh]

"Someone Got Here By Searching For WHAT??" of the Day: "Uses for the trouser snake."
Dude, if you don't know how to use it already, I'm not going to even bother with you.

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before & after





2007-09-26 - Follow Me!
2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile





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