The main excitement in my life these days consists of the following: 1) My computer at home has a virus which is keeping me from getting on the internet so I have to do all of my surfing at work. Luckily, I�ve learned one important lesson over the years, and that is �Date someone who can hack into a computer network across the street using a Pringles can.� No, really. So I�ve called in the expert and it should be fixed tonight. Woo! Girls, remember that. And if you break up, keep it friendly. 2) I�m bored with my hair, so I�m going to dye it dark red AGAIN. Hey, it�s been a while. Usually, everyone likes it but me. Well, I don�t hate it, it�s just that deep down, I am a true black-haired girl. Hey, it�s better than cutting it, which used to be my main mode of attack when bored with it. 3) My continuing deep love of codeine. Damn, this stupid thing still hurts. Bastard. So, since I�m a thrill-a-minute, I figured I�d steal this fun little thing from my girl Seussie today.
*The items in bold are true: (Any family members that may stumble upon this should stop reading right now. Don�t ask, don�t tell!)
1. I miss somebody right now.
2. I watch more TV than I used to.
3. I love olives.
4. I love sleeping. - Oh, it�s glorious!
5. I own lots of books. - I have my favorites, but it�s not an extensive collection.
6. I wear glasses or contact lenses.- The right eye, she can�t even see the big �E�
7. I love to play video games. - I don�t get to play too often, but when I do, I thoroughly enjoy it. I once had the high score on Carn-Evil at college, but freaked out when trying to enter my initials and ended up being �HHJ�
8. I've tried marijuana. � The smell alone gives me a major headache.
9. I've watched porn movies. - I�m still traumatized by that one.
10. I have been in a threesome. - Well, there was no actual full-on sex, but it was a whole lotta fun. (For those of you playing the home game, it was my birthday and it was 2 guys � they didn�t touch each other, so all attention was on me. Happy birthday, INDEED!)
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy. - Usually.
13. I have acne free skin. Most of the time!
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton. - Well, I don�t agree with many of his views, but I like that he can laugh at his own expense. He rocks when he�s on The Daily Show.
15. I curse frequently. - It�s actually more of a semi-frequently occurrence.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby.
18. I've been told I have a nice butt. - I know, I know, but it�s one of my selling points!
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm really, really smart. I'm not a genius, just smart. - Boy, some of these questions really make you sound like a pompous jackass, huh? �I�m a smarty, now check out my sweet ass!� Jeez.
21. I've never broken someone else's bones. Although I did close my friend�s shoulder in my trunk once when we were in high school and trying to flee quickly after stealing a �For Sale� sign.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I love rayn.
24. I'm paranoid at most times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.
26. I need money right now. - I don�t need it, but it would always be nice.
27. I love sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast. � No, no. I�m a low talker with a tendency to mumble. It�s quite charming.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. I have semi-long hair. � Hmmm. I�d like to know the definition of �semi-long.� Mine is a bob halfway between my chin and shoulders � soon to be dark red!
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas. - I have also won money in Las Vegas.
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister. - I have one older brother, who rocks.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs.
35. I have a twin. � No way, that would be WAY too scary for the world.
36. I couldn't survive without caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look. � Is anyone ever truly pleased with this? This one gets a �sometimes.�
39. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
40. I know how to do cornrows.
41. I am usually pessimistic.
42. I have mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is pretty � God, not anymore.
45. I have cheated on a significant other. � I�ve never cheated on anyone, but I have unknowingly helped other people cheat on their significant others.
46. I have a hidden talent. - I have a few!
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular. � What is this, high school? I�m not even going to dignify this foolish one with an answer.
49. I am currently single. - Well, I�m not married.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone. - To certain people.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would rather shop than eat. - I can successfully curb hunger while shopping. It�s a gift, really.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my blog.
58. I don't hate anyone. � Bob Saget, I�m looking at you.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer. � Oh God, I suck.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. I have a cell phone. - Which I never turn on unless I�m making a call.
63. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I've graduated college. - With not much to show for it but a useless piece of paper. Woo!
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. - I�m jealous of anyone who does. Also? I still think I�m 24 and have plenty of time. Ah, sweet denial.
71. I want to have children in the future. � Never have, and now can�t.
72. I have changed a diaper before. � Only on a Cabbage Patch Kid.
73. I've had the cops called on me before. � This one is quite possible, although I never stuck around to find out.
74. I bite my nails sometimes.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything deadly. - Well, unless you count Bob Saget.
77. I have a lot to learn. � This one could go either way. Depends on what it�s about.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger. - 13 yrs older and 9 yrs younger.
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex. � HAHAHAHA!! Good one.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol before. - God bless Roy and his skills at making an Electric Lemonade.
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
85. I own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Diaryland. - Well, I have put some things aside at work, but nothing pressing.
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. � I have never heard it even put like that. How do you play that? If it means what I think it does, then who hasn�t?
88. I enjoy country music.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. � I only qualify as 2 out of the 3. Never anal retentive. Only sometimes mildly obsessive.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. - Hells, yeah!
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. - I don�t really watch it anymore, but I always liked it when I did.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex.
99. I'm happy as of this moment. - No big complaints.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you've never met. - For I am the Fake Boyfriend Queen!
102. Kissed someone you knew you shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math. � I don�t LOVE it, but it�s okay. Shamefully, I am cursed to be good at it.
105. I'm procrastinating with something right now. - There�s always something.
106. I own and use a library card. � I own one, but hardly ever use it.
107. I fall in 'lust' more than in 'love.' - True, that. I don�t fall in love easily at all, so when I do, it�s a big deal to me.
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever. � I�ve never seen it. I know, I know.
110. I'm obsessed with the TV show "Lost." - Well, I wouldn�t say I�m �obsessed,� but I don�t miss it.
111. I think Beyblades is the coolest show in coolsville. � Who? What?
112. There are more things I could be better at, if only I tried harder. - Too lazy to practice.
113. Sometimes I don't like food. - I�m a picky, picky eater.
114. I worry sometimes that I'm not being the best friend I could be to the people I care about.
115. I desperately want people to respect me, but it rarely happens.
116. I have never been able to say anything positive about myself and truly believe it.
117. I am bisexual.
118. I think Scottish accents are very attractive. � Eh, I MUCH prefer British.
119. I'm very neurotic and suffer from acute paranoia.
120. I speak a [sic] language besides English.
121. I joke about eating, shaking, and kicking babies. � But I wouldn�t be averse to a good baby-eating joke. Just never have.
122. I'm most likely to spend my money on music.
123. I find it very difficult to fall asleep at night.
Thanks for making my afternoon fly by, Shell!
before & after
2007-09-26 - Follow Me!
2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile
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