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2005-07-27 || Attack of the Co-Workers (And Friend!) | |
Well, this has been a day and a half. Lord. I don�t know what I�ve done to my co-workers, but they�ve turned on me. First, they started talking about my play so loudly during lunch time that the Repeating Guy overheard and then proceeded to ask me question after question about it. THEN, he bought a ticket. I will never hear the end of it. After that, two of my co-workers decided to turn into matchmakers, trying to set me up with none other than The Cowardly Lion. No. Just no. They just kept going on about it. It�s a shame no one overheard my earlier phone conversation with Jerry, or else maybe they would have left me alone. Jerry and I were discussing our upcoming road trip to Provincetown, and if any of my co-workers were eavesdropping, they would have heard my side of the conversation: �Did you find out when transgender week is?� �So it�s either that or lesbian week?� �Well, what do you think?! Of course I want to go transgender week!� �No, I�m not going in that store because they sell anatomically correct sock monkeys.� �No, I refuse. I�m very against that.� �Sock monkeys are neuters, everyone knows that.�
Speaking of Mr. Balfour, I�m giving the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre a big middle finger. I was watching it the other night, all excited to see that he was one of the main characters, because that bodes well for horror movie characters. (Well, and because he was looking uberhot.) Fast forward fifteen minutes or so and he is THE FIRST ONE KILLED. What the hell??? Then, just to add insult to injury, Leatherface shows up not long after WEARING HIS FACE that he ripped off of him. I threw the DVD downstairs in disgust, yelling, �This is bullshit! I didn�t pay $2 to watch Jessica Biel run around in a tank top for 45 minutes!!!!� (Thank God for the fast forward button.) Ooh, and this just in: now to end my perfect day at work, I have been informed that they�re going to be moving me to the other end of the building soon, down near Repeating Guy, Loud Radio man, and The Office Snack Fairy (Hi & Lois Lover) and far away from the soothing voice of The Cowardly Lion. Where do I register my protest? |