- That Bob Goen seems like a nice guy. I bet he’d make a good neighbor.

- Why are Jeri Ryan’s boobs swinging like that? She should be a hypnotist. Or get a support bra.

- Aww, Joey Pants. Nothing else, just an awww.

- Am I the only person who doesn’t find Bernie Mac funny? If I say “doggone” all the time, will I be bringing the funny?

- Whoa! There’s Alicia Silverstone’s crotch! Why is she talking like that? Is she wearing a gigantic retainer? She’s distracting me from Rob Lowe’s pretty. Stop talking, I’m trying to look at Rob Lowe. No, stop. You know I love you, but damn you, Silverstone! The pretty! The preeettttttty!!!!!!!!

- Wanda Sykes kinda sucks on this. A lot.

- Woo! The Daily Show won for writing! Woo! Ooh, Stephen Colbert! Woo!

- Ooh, wow. A lot of these comedians suck. How about we just have Jon Stewart and Ellen DeGeneres host next year? Please?

- Oh my God, that Justin Timberlake McDonald’s commercial is so gay.

- Woo! The Daily Show won again! Woo! Damn you, Jon Stewart’s wife!

- FOX is going through all of that trouble to fool women around the world with the next Joe Millionaire and they couldn’t even find a guy with hair? (gulp…slurp…mmm)

- Why does Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress seem independent of her? Wait, when did she turn into Sarah Michelle Gellar?

- Wooooooo! Can you hear that CBS? Woooooooo! That’s the sound of Amazing Race fans around the country rejoicing. Renew that shit!

- Older portly woman in the front row – please cross your legs and stop chucking us all a beaver. Pleeeeeeease.

- What’s with the camera with the blue dot? Is that the Emmy’s version of an annoying laser pointer?

- Is that Bill Cosby or Ray Charles? Why won’t he take those glasses off? I feel like I’m in that Seinfeld episode where Elaine refused to take off her coat. Aaaagghh! Take those sunglasses off!!!!!!!

- Why do I always want Tony Shalhoub to start talking like Antonio Scarpacci?

- Peter Krause is so cute. Krow-zah.

- Ouch, Damon Wayans. Ouch.

- Is this thing over yet? ARRRGGGHHH, is this another Buick Ranier commercial? Oh good, followed by yet another walkie talkie cell phone commercial. Shoot me now.

- Bleah, who voted on the non-Woo! Awards? Bleah.

- Why is Martin Sheen coming from the back of the auditorium? Was he still waiting for his check to clear at the video store?

- You know what? I don’t love Raymond.

- Wait, I can go to bed now? It’s over? Hey, that kind of sucked.

Celebrity Boyfriend of the Day: Stephen Colbert
With Wigfield, Strangers With Candy and The Daily Show, he’s pulled of the celebrity boyfriend hat trick. The turkey. The Yahtzee. The…okay, I’ll stop now. He’s just damn funny.

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2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile
2006-09-14 - An Entry About Hall & Oates? Really?





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