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2003-06-06 || Friday Five and Singawhores | |
It's Friday once again, time for another edition of the Friday Five. Let's roll.... 1. How many times have you truly been in love? I actually did enjoy the questions this week, but let�s lighten things up a little, shall we? Further proof that Lucy and I really don�t have better things to talk about sometimes: LUCY:What are people from Singapore called?PAM:Singaporeans? LUCY:Is that right, or are you guessing? PAM:Total guess. Singapi? LUCY:Yummy. PAM:Singapese? LUCY:What did you say? Singapenis? PAM:No, Singapese. LUCY:Wait, Singapore is a country, right? It�s not part of something else, or a big city, right? PAM:No, it�s a country. I know this from watching the Miss Universe Pageant. LUCY:Oh yeah, Miss Singapore! PAM:I�ve got it. They�re Singapeople! LUCY:I�m sure that�s not right, but it�s the best one. PAM:So that�s what they will be then. LUCY:Singapeople! PAM:Do you think slutty ones are called Singawhores? LUCY:Clearly. PAM:You�re a dirty Singawhore. LUCY:Right back at ya, you filthy Singawhore. PAM:Wooo! It is just so sad that probably more than half of my geographical knowledge comes from watching the Parade of Nations in the Miss Universe Pageant. And P.S. � after asking numerous people, including a Chinese man who didn�t know, I finally found out that they are indeed called Singaporeans. What a letdown. Singapeople!!!!!!
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