2004 MTV Movie Awards Time, baby. I still don't understand the movie awards coming from a music channel, but whatever. Let's do this, shall we?
- I miss those Brady Bunch movie spoofs. But Vince Vaughn still rocks.
- Ugh, Sharon Stone. Ech. HATE.
- Lindsay - just do it. Change the name to Boobsey Lohan. Hey, it's a nice rack.
- Oh my God, I want a podium with a little creature like that living under it to put in my living room. I MUST have that.
- What the hell is that pink lampshade thing Lindsay Lohan is wearing? Put Will Ferrell back on!
- Shut up, Vin Diesel.
- Adam Sandler, thanks for putting on your Jams for the occasion. You shouldn't have. Seriously.
- Poor Snoop having to be stuck presenting with Robot, I mean Paris Hilton. House of Wax, indeed.
- Owen Wilson, will you marry me?
- Okay, hey Kirsten Dunst for the third time. That's all well and good, but will you PLEASE pan over next to her? Show me the Jake!!!!! Jaaaake....
- Oh good, Lindsay Lohan changed into a dress made entirely of eels. Fetching.
- Did Emily the Strange create these animated intros for the nominees?
- I wonder if I can get that podium with the guy in it on ebay. I need that.
- Those are some gay-ass short pants Kutcher is sporting.
- I don't feel so old now that I see The Beastie Boys. Wow. It looks like a bunch of dads letting loose for their kid's school talent show. "Dad, stop embarrassing me!" Aw come on, I've got love for the Beasties, but man - total Dads.
- Christina, get away from Sharon Stone. You've already got enough cooties, you don't need the crazy-bitch ones. I thought you were trying to improve your image. Step away from the Stone.
- AT&T hasn't fired Carrot Top yet? What the hell?
- Adam Brody. Oh, how I want to get on that bed and roll around with him.
- JAKE. Finally. God, he's hot. Show your hip bones, show your hip bones, show your...damn, he's gone. .
- Ack, Sharon Stone again. Ew - the way she's eyeing Christina is creeeeepy. Ew! What did I tell you, Aguilera? Oh great, now I officially have the willies. You happy now, Stone?
- The Wayans Brothers: Worst. Hosts. Ever.
- I think we all know what happened to Chunk now - Sean Astin ate him. Poor Chunk. No more Truffle Shuffle for him.
- That's it? Eh, kinda boring. It's nice to see Boobsey is already in her pajamas, though. Ooh, but one last Jake shot. Nice. Thank you, Camera Lords. I shall have some pleasant dreams tonight....
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Past Award Show Wrap-Ups:
2003 MTV Video Music Awards, Pam & Lucy Style
CD Pick of the Day: Renee Olstead, Renee Olstead
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