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2003-07-06 || "'Cause we're 5 bad brothers from the Beantown Land!" | |
Shut up, my new neighbors. Once again, I feel older than my years because I've been complaining about the loud music from my new next-door neighbors all day. Normally, loud neighbor music doesn't bother me much, but this time it does because the music is bad. If you're going to crank some tunes, at least pick some that I might like to rock out to as well. I think it may be the curse of that house, too. The last inhabitants used to listen to bad music out by the pool, but at least they kept it at a reasonable volume so that only once in a while, if the wind blew just right, I might catch a small sampling of Seal or James Taylor. These new neighbors? Too loud. And too long. It's 7:45 PM right now and the birthday party and tunes are still going on from when I noticed them first at 11:30 this morning. I was lucky enough to be treated to Lionel Richie's Greatest Hits as I read the Sunday paper. I must also point out that I was inside my house at the time. When I'm inside and can hear your crappy music, it's a touch too loud. I drowned it out a little while later with turning on the A/C, and my mom told me she could hear Wham playing when she came home. Now that I might not mind. It figures I miss some good ol' fashioned 'I'm Your Man.' Instead, when I went outside later to go in my pool, I was blessed with Cher's Greatest Hits. I don't mind some Cher every now and then, but over an hour of Cher tunes can drain a straight girl's will to live. I even had my own radio outside for myself, but its sounds were overtaken way too often. I admitted defeat a little later and went inside to enjoy the rattling of the air conditioner. When I went back outside about an hour and a half later, there seemed to be an 80's compilation CD playing. Also, the music seemed to be even louder. 80's music is normally a good thing, as I am a child of the 80's, but this CD didn't really showcase the decade's best tunes. I was a little excited at first when I heard 'Let's Hear it For the Boy' - I thought I was going to be treated to the Footloose soundtrack. No, instead I got some Toto and 'Rosanna' next. When the opening strains to that Billy Idol catastrophe 'Eyes Without a Face' started up a few songs later, I just cut my losses and hauled ass inside. Damn bad music neighbors. I'm going to have to plot my musical revenge now. I'm going to have to make a CD to play very loudly in my yard for the next sunny weekend day. Sorry in advance to all of my other neighbors, but these people are asking for it. But what songs to put on it? Hmmm. Dammit, the music is still going on now! Sheesh. At least I did have some decent entertainment today in the form of a conversation with my friend Kevin. Apparently, his part-time employed ass isn't half as worried about the high unemployment rate as he is about his inability to find a girl to make out with. It's summer, isn't that the season for flings? Apparently not. KEVIN: So remember that girl I was telling you about from last week? I saw her again and she was flirting with me all night. She was hinting about all kinds of things, saying that she was telling all of her friends about the good neck massage I gave her last week. And she kept kissing me on the cheek all night, saying how funny I was. I told Lucy about my New Kids indiscretion, and as I started repeating the beginning of the rap to her, we both recited the whole thing in unison. The WHOLE thing. PAM: How do we know all of that? If anyone knows of any experimental procedures like this, let us know. Or better yet, to any doctors or scientists out there, this is your next project. Please, I don't want to be at a fancy cocktail party somewhere where I involuntarily start waving my hands high in the air while doing the running man and singing, "Woh oh oh oh oh, Hangin' Tough!" God help us all.
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