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2003-09-30 || Adultery! Woo! | |
Sometimes I hate my morals. I think Madonna really had something with that whole 'Holiday' idea. I've come up with a new holiday that I would like to see created - National I'm Not Married Day. Of course, a lot of married people may not share my same view on this, but I think it would be fun. And not just for us single folks - one of my married friends said she would be all for it but it may take her a while to figure out who to celebrate with. Of course, I am thinking of a particular person who I would like to celebrate this day with, so I may be a little more gung ho about the idea. But this guy? Sheee-iiitttt! Did someone just turn on the heat in here? Damn. Actually, now that I think about it, there are a couple of people who I would like to celebrate the day with. Jiminy Cricket, let's get this thing to Congress tomorrow! Call Hallmark!!! I know, I know, a lot of people don't need a holiday to celebrate such a thing, but the married guy thing is just a line that I personally don't cross. I don't care what anyone else does, (unless it's with my future husband) but I don't do it. MANY times I wish that I did. MANY. Whew! I can handle the separated, though. And 'handle' I have. Ba-dum-dum. Hey, sometimes Fed-Ex guys with foreign accents and sultry good looks are too tempting, you know? Ahem. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, National I'm Not Married Day. Start a petition. Let's do this thing. In the wise, wise words of Madonna: Listen to Madonna, she is wise. Celebrity Boyfriend of the Day: Gavin Rossdale Comments? Sign my guestbook!
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