I always enjoy looking at what searches people did online that led them to my diary. There are some very interesting searches going on out there, and sometimes the weirdest part is that they lead here. Do I talk about these odd things? Here are some of my favorites, starting with the number one most popular:

Shirtless pictures of guys - Do I talk about this a lot? Anyway, surprisingly, there are a lot of requests for shirtless pictures of Rob Estes. There are also the hotties such as Paul Walker, Adrien Brody, Gavin Rossdale, Tom Welling, etc. I've also gotten "shirtless surfer boys" and "all boys are shirtless." These I can handle. The ones I can't? Ryan Seacrest. Shirtless? Why? The all-time worst one was one search came up "Josh Gracin shirtless." First of all? EW. Second of all? Ewwwwww!!! I still have the willies from that one. [shudder] Sick people.

Moustache sock - What does that even mean?

Girlfights - Another popular one, along with "Skinemax." But what about girlfights on skinemax? Bring the mud!

Old People in Bathing Suits - Again, why??? Have you seen that commercial for mints with the old people at the bingo hall who start kissing? I can't watch that, I have to turn away. Ack. But I would gladly look at that any day over old people in bathing suits. Ew! Who wants to see that? Scary.

Drunk First Time Lesbians - Woo! But where do I even talk about anything even remotely close to this on here?

Clay Aiken Ass Sock - At least I know what this one means. Someone must have been looking for my Clay Aiken sock monkey movie clips. (They're here for whoever is looking for them.)

He goosed my ass - Why would you search for this? What could you possibly find? Is there a club or something for this? Ass-Goosed And Proud Of It?

House Arrest Anklets - Ooh, I have convicts reading! Yay! Send letters!

Crotch Sniffer - This one must be one of those that is claimed to be for "research purposes." Suuuuure.

When I'm cold, my legs get hairy - Huh? Is someone researching this as a medical problem? How hairy do they get? Do they turn like werewolf-hairy? I'm intrigued by this. I must know! Also, where is this on my page??

Pam and Lucy - It has to be us! We're famous! Party in a bag! "Let me search and see what kind of crazy hijinks those silly girls have gotten themselves into this time...." Woo!

Oompa Loompa Porn - Last, but certainly not least, this is my favorite. Oompa Loompa Friggin' Porn. Who, Who, WHO is searching for this?? Also, do they make this? I don't even know where to begin on this one. Oompa Loompa Porn. That's pretty awesome. I'm speechless.

before & after





2007-09-26 - Follow Me!
2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile





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