- Hobo bugs - I’m sorry, all I keep picturing in my head is a sad little ant walking around with a stick with a handkerchief satchel on the end of it. Poor little ant. But c’mon, wouldn’t it be awesome if there were drunk and homeless bugs running around?

- Sauerkraut pigtails - I get a lot of hits for pigtails-related things because of the name of my site, but this one really stood out. What the hell are sauerkraut pigtails? Should I be afraid of finding out? Are they like pigs-in-a-blanket? Because if they are, then everything’s cool. I like those. Dammit, now I’m hungry!

- Pigtails! It’s the most fun your hair can have! - Word.

- Noah Bombard - Who?

- Pictures about Desperate Housewives nipple - That doesn’t even make any sense. I know what the person is looking for, but when have I ever talked about the nipples of any of the Desperate Housewives? Much like those droids over there, this is not the site you’re looking for. And seriously, if you wanted to see Nicolette Sheridan’s boobs, you could have just watched The American Music Awards over the weekend. There was plenty of boobage to go around there.

- Sims whore bed - Sadly, that’s what the Sims neighbors point to my Sim house and say is in the bedroom. My Sim, she likes the booty.

- Sassy and I - Hey, that’s us! Wait, has Sassy found a new havoc-wreaking partner? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME IN HAVOC, SASSY???!!! Who will try on ugly clothes in Forever 21 with me now? [sob!]

- Everything about pantyhose - What the hell? Have schools run out of topics for term papers these days or something? And why would I come up as knowing everything about pantyhose? I hardly every wear them! And okay, once in high school I made a silly video with my friends about the Adventures of the Hoseheads and my friend Kris and I ran around with pantyhose on our heads with the legs flying all willy-nilly, but I’m sure that doesn’t make me an expert on the things. [note to self: burn Hoseheads video]

- Real life crack sluts - Are guys REALLY that desperate these days? And do real life crack sluts advertise themselves all over the web? “Look at me! I’m the featured crack ho today on www.reallifecracksluts.com! Oh, mama would be so proud! I finally made it, mama!”

- How to make out with a guy - I’ve gotten a few hits for this, and I have one thing to say: Like I’d give away any of my secrets. Next thing I know, you’ll all be stealing my “move” like Puddy. (And no, it doesn’t end with a twist OR a swirl.) Although, now that I think about it, I could set up a little side business for all people who are searching for this. Yes, yes, I could hire all boys to help me demonstrate while my pupils took notes. Hmmm. I think I may be on to something here. I get to make out with a bunch of boys and write it off as a tax expense! Brilliant! Someone get me the phone book….

P.S. I've still got a couple of gmail invites left if anyone needs one. Hit the comments or e-mail me.

before & after





2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile
2006-09-14 - An Entry About Hall & Oates? Really?





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