Every now and then I like to hop on over to my referrers page to see what people are searching for to get to my page. I haven't done it in a while, but recent checks have uncovered some good ones, so it's time to share again. Shall we?
"Assclown extreme video" - When the hell did I ever mention anything remotely like this? I know I love Office Space and also find Johnny Knoxville to be strangely attractive (in a dirty, dirty way), but still. And now I'm curious to know just what exactly an Assclown Extreme Video is. Maybe I should join the masses and search for it myself.
"80's Sitcom Spencer" - Okay, whoever did a search for this - if you are a guy, please marry me. I think Chad Lowe and I are the only people who remember this show, and he was Spencer. Seriously, marry me. We can name our pet monkey "Booker." (If you also remember the short-lived sitcom The Good Life, we're going to Vegas TOMORROW. Does anyone remember this? "What are you, simple?" Ah, it 'twas the good life indeed.)
"Panting Pam" - What, did Eric Balfour just walk in the room or something?
"Ass Whiff" - Ew. And WTF? Why would my page come up for this? I can honestly say that I have never, ever talked about any whiffing of any ass EVER.
"What is Fred Dryer doing today?" - Is THIS the kind of thing that people Ask Jeeves? So random. I'd love it if someone did actually ask Jeeves this and Jeeves answered simply, "Fred Dryer is taking out the trash today. Then he is attending a macrame class." Who is asking this? Are people really dying to know about Fred Dryer??? Am I out of the loop? People - everyone knows that Fred Dryer is having the time of his life collecting his residual checks from Hunter while trying to get in shape for the next Hunter TV movie. Duh! Now go ask Jeeves something important, like something about Oompa Loompa Porn - I'm still getting hits for that one. (And still oddly curious about it, too.)
"Turdology" - Is this a real science? I'm kind of curious now. Wait, why is my page coming up for this? TURDOLOGY?! Sadly, I'm still curious about it. [Note to self: google "assclown extreme videos," "dirty Johnny Knoxville," and "turdology."]
"Everything's boys" - Ah, my own personal utopia. Take me to this magical place.
And finally, my favorite:
"Shirtless Wilford Brimley" - There are no words.
before & after
2007-09-26 - Follow Me!
2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile
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