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2005-12-12 || Fantasy Sex Camp | |
Let the games begin! I�ve finally gotten around to getting my list together to participate in this year�s Fantsasy Sex Camp after Jessica threw down the gauntlet a few weeks ago. Here are the rules, as she and her friends made them at the game�s origination: The Rules, for those of you unfamiliar: With that being said, let�s get right to my list. Shall we? Monday: Seth Green � I want to start of my week on a fun note, and I can think of no better way to spend a night than laughing my ass off. Sethie will get that job done. Alternate: Paul Rudd, because, well, he�s Paul Rudd. Tuesday: Jared night! Jared Leto is my first choice, by far. He is too beautiful for words, and I can say this after being inches away from him. Alternate: Hell, I�d throw Jared Padalecki a bang. Little Dean has grown up quite nicely and holds his own hotness-wise alongside the delicious Jensen Ackles on Supernatural. Wednesday: Paul Walker � I�m usually not into the blondes or the pretty boys, but Walker is so uber-hot that he transcends type. Alternate: Taye Diggs � YUM. Thursday: Bobby Jon from Survivor - Oh, how my Thursdays will be lonely without my weekly dose of hotness in the form of one sweet little simpleton. He�ll just have to bring those hip bones to my house. Rowr! Alternate: John Krasinski, from The Office (US Edition) � so cute! Friday: Eric Balfour � Friday night is for getting it on, so I�ve got to go with the one who I think would be the best in bed. In the immortal words of Olivia Newton-John, �Let�s get animal, animal�.� Word. Alternate: Brandon Boyd � Ooh, I bet he�s all tantric and shit. Saturday: Taylor Hanson � Come on now, this is a given. Alternate: Tom Cavanagh � so sweet and fun, yet boy�s got some guns for arms. Sunday: Gavin DeGraw � Who says you have to be a good girl on Sundays? One growling note out of Mr. DeGraw and my pants are on the floor. Alternate: Billie Joe Armstrong � hey, I�ve got a weakness for musicians, what can I say? Sorry to the ones who didn�t make it: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Lee, Jason Bateman, Josh Groban, Casey Affleck, Stephen Dorff, Hugh Grant, Jamie Kennedy and Giovanni Ribisi � there�s always next year, boys! |