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2004-12-28 || I've Got Your "Thanks For The Package" Right Here - Or Something | |
�Hey!� [thud] Sunday brought about a marvelous surprise in the form of TB showing up at church. Ah, the greatest of fake boyfriends returns. I knew he came home from Iraq at the beginning of November, and he has been stationed somewhere on the southern east coast. I thought about whether or not he�d be home for Christmas, but figured not and then just went along on my merry way. That probably explains why his appearance on Sunday made me lose my breath when he walked in. Well, that and the fact that he looks 3 times hotter than he did the last time I saw him, which was January. I didn�t even think it was possible for him to get any hotter, yet there he stood, flawless. I can�t even describe it � there are no words. Forget me ever saying that he looked like Jake Gyllenhaal, only prettier. Sorry Jakey, but you�ve got NOTHING on TB now. When I nodded to my mom and aunt to look at him, their jaws dropped. My mother whipped her head around and said, �Whew! Boy, he matured a lot the last few months. He is extremely handsome.� C�mon Mom, just say it, he�s RoboHot. None of this handsome business. Boy is FINE. He deserves a triple Dayam! She just kept saying, �Whew!� and marveling over how chiseled he looks now. I had to remind her that I�ve been telling her for years how gorgeous this guy is, but she claims he really �grew into� his looks now. Whatever. He has also officially taken over the spot of �Best Looking Guy I Have Ever Seen In Person.� Of course, with all welcome returns there is usually one unwelcome one. And who showed up? None other than the dreaded RoboPam. I hate her. At the beginning of the church service, there is a time for us to greet others around us. Well, TB and his dad were sitting next to my mom, with a few empty seats next to them. She nodded at me to go over and say hello to him, and my aunt tried to get me to go, but I was frozen. I couldn�t go over there unprepared! Luckily, I know this about myself and stayed where I was. Of course, my mother and my aunt waltzed right over there and said how nice it was to see him home. Bitches! I still just stood, frozen. I then spent the whole service coming up with something to say to him. I knew I would kick myself if I didn�t say hello to him, because I have no idea when I�ll see him again. When I wasn�t formulating conversations in my head, I would steal glances his way to drink all I could in to save up the visuals. Every time I looked, my mouth would involuntarily drop open and I�d have to turn away in disbelief. It was actually such a nice thing to have. This is why fake boyfriends rule sometimes. You get the little giddy feeling and smiles from seeing them, all with no pressure because you know it�s nothing you would pursue so you don�t have to worry. You just have a boy there to make you smile and feel good without any of the issues that normally go along with it. Fake boyfriends #1! So yeah, welcome home, TB � and go the hell back to wherever it is you came from, RoboPam. (Sadly, the RoboPam, she never listens. I�m doomed. [sigh]) |