I�d like to retract a statement I made earlier about our audition for the World Series of Pop Culture tournament when I said that we were smart enough, just not likeable enough. Now that I�ve been watching the show, I�ve realized that we may have actually been the opposite � too likeable. Have you seen some of these jackasses? Sure, there are some people who are worth rooting for, but then there are others (Cheetara loud-mouth girl, I�m looking at you) who are just plain obnoxious. And some who have no business being there, like the last player left from Sexual Chocolate who was all pissy and made faces because he didn�t know that Brad Renfro drunkenly tried to steal a boat when he was 18 (even though the boat was still tied to the dock). Didn�t he hear me screaming it at the TV halfway through the question being read? The worst part was when the answer was revealed, he had never even heard of Brad Renfro. Now, I�ll give most people a pass on not knowing who he is, since he hasn�t done much since Sleepers, but someone who is on a game show competing in the so-called �World Series� of pop culture should damn well have at least heard of the boy. I actually spent a lot of time yelling at some of these morons. �Danica McKellar! License to Ill!!! Oh my God, come ON, it�s Roswell!!! Fools!!!� We would have kicked some serious ass. I hope they stage another tournament so we can get a second chance. This time, we�ll act like jackasses.
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Now, it�s time for a quick quiz!
You�re sitting in the lunchroom at work, enjoying some leftovers and reading the USA Today Life section. Just then, your office �security guard� walks in, gushing, �I got another one!� (I can�t bring myself to seriously call him a security guard since he�s about 60 and 120 pounds. What is he really going to do? He has no weapons � what, is he going to poke people with his Mr. Burns-like fingers?) You look up to see what all of the ruckus is about and find him standing there holding a reversible leather/fur jacket which he then proceeds to put on and model, leading to �oohs� and �aaahs� from the women sitting around you. Do you:
A) Coo along with the women and tell him he looks fantastic.
B) Take another honking bite of your delicious steak and then throw paint at him, screaming that he is a murderer.
C) Ask to try on the coat and offer him money because you want him to sell it to you.
D) Turn away as you realize that your mouth is hanging wide-open in disbelief, then stifle the need to yell out, �Man Fur!� as you dash off into the kitchen where you then dissolve into a fit of giggles, causing your co-worker at the sink to yell at you because she is trying to hold it together, but you are making her want to laugh even more. You then torment your co-worker, recounting the details of the Elaine throwing Puddy�s fur coat out the window on Seinfeld and then him ending up with the other guest�s Man Fur at the end of the night. Then you stop and ask her, �Wait, did he say he got another one? THERE ARE MORE??!!� This just ends it for both of you, as you put your heads on the counter to hide your laughter. (Luckily, the fashion show is over and he has left the lunchroom by this time.)
If you answered anything but B, you are either me or one of my co-workers. And really, I don�t even want to get into the woman who represents answer C, because she was completely serious.
before & after
2007-09-26 - Follow Me!
2006-09-30 - Site Move & Favorite Entries
2006-09-25 - Evil Easter Bunnies & Rock Climbing!
2006-09-22 - Shameful-Purchase Hiding & A New Dentist Plan
2006-09-19 - Birthday Picture/Video Diary & The Wheelmobile
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